function complain()
{
	alert("So you want to complain, eh?");
	alert("You swan in here all little miss thang and want to complain, do you?");
	alert("No, SERIOUSLY... do you REALLY wanna COMPLAIN????");
	alert("Cause we assumed that everyone would find this shit funny.");
	alert("Look, I was gonna let this go, but do you think this is easy?");
	alert("We spend hours trying to think this S#$% up.");
	alert("So look, I gotta know: what is your problem?");
	alert("Seriosuly, what?");
	alert("I mean, do i make you come here?");
	alert("Well do I?");
	alert("Of course not...");
	alert("So, please, some consideration, alright?");
	alert("Thank you for your complaint.\n\nThe Team @ The Yowie takes Complaints seriously, and will respond to you in due course");
	alert("jerk");
}