Comments for The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au Making Shit Up Since Forever! Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:49:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0 Comment on The Border - Film Review by Media Districts Entertainment Blog » The Border - Film Review http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/10/26/the-border-film-review/#comment-41 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:29:07 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/10/26/the-border-film-review/#comment-41 [...] The Yowie added an interesting post today on The Border - Film ReviewHere’s a small reading [...] […] The Yowie added an interesting post today on The Border - Film ReviewHere’s a small reading […]

]]> Comment on Is Che The Only Revolutionary People Remember? by Robert http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/02/05/is-che-the-only-revolutionary-people-remember/#comment-40 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:39:10 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/02/05/is-che-the-only-revolutionary-people-remember/#comment-40 It's definitely either the sex appeal thing or the dead thing. I mean, come one, Che was just a flunky of Fidel Castro, who was the real boss. And you don't see too many images of him any where. Fidel was never very spunky. And he's still alive (just)! Che is the James Dean of communist revolutionaries! It’s definitely either the sex appeal thing or the dead thing. I mean, come one, Che was just a flunky of Fidel Castro, who was the real boss. And you don’t see too many images of him any where. Fidel was never very spunky. And he’s still alive (just)!
Che is the James Dean of communist revolutionaries!

]]> Comment on Calls to Expand Terrorism Terms of Ref’ by Why I H8 Penguins » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/04/04/calls-to-expand-terrorism-terms-of-ref/#comment-30 Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:07:28 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/04/04/calls-to-expand-terrorism-terms-of-ref/#comment-30 [...] Rigid, unthinking, uniform. Their colonies reminiscent of the Concentration Camps. Their social hierarchy the stuff of senseless non-centralized bureaucracy; politically correct, peer approved, Post-Orwellian, Metropolis nightmare. [...] […] Rigid, unthinking, uniform. Their colonies reminiscent of the Concentration Camps. Their social hierarchy the stuff of senseless non-centralized bureaucracy; politically correct, peer approved, Post-Orwellian, Metropolis nightmare. […]

]]> Comment on Mac Attackers by Why I Wuv Cows » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/08/mac-attackers/#comment-29 Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:59:20 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/08/mac-attackers/#comment-29 [...] Hindu’s have the right idea. Prostrating themselves before these sublime creatures. Blissfully above the mundane concerns of petty humans. Cows are always dignified. Even when they’re going to the slaughterhouse, they shuffle along without protest. [...] […] Hindu’s have the right idea. Prostrating themselves before these sublime creatures. Blissfully above the mundane concerns of petty humans. Cows are always dignified. Even when they’re going to the slaughterhouse, they shuffle along without protest. […]

]]> Comment on The Great Grand Mummy of all Duds by Why I H8 Penguins » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/04/09/the-great-grand-mummy-of-all-duds/#comment-28 Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:40:58 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/04/09/the-great-grand-mummy-of-all-duds/#comment-28 [...] Wobbling along like Tarrantino’s gimp in a tuxedo. Marching inexorably like the brooms in the Sorceror’s Apprentice. Unthinking, unstoppable, unflappable. Are they not the most horrific creatures comprehensible? [...] […] Wobbling along like Tarrantino’s gimp in a tuxedo. Marching inexorably like the brooms in the Sorceror’s Apprentice. Unthinking, unstoppable, unflappable. Are they not the most horrific creatures comprehensible? […]

]]> Comment on Blue Balls Treatment Receives PBS Consideration by Swift http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/10/20/blue-balls-treatment-receives-pbs-consideration/#comment-27 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:26:40 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/10/20/blue-balls-treatment-receives-pbs-consideration/#comment-27 Well? I'm still waiting for the decision! And things aren't getting any better in the meantime!!! Well? I’m still waiting for the decision! And things aren’t getting any better in the meantime!!!

]]> Comment on Soccer Star Has Car Accident, Feigns Head Injury by Swift http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/03/18/soccer-star-has-car-accident-feigns-head-injury/#comment-26 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:23:42 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/03/18/soccer-star-has-car-accident-feigns-head-injury/#comment-26 This wasn't written by Jebediah Tool. Probably that's why it's a good story. Soccer would be a great game if the acting was kept out. I know, I know, the milking penalties and histrionics are part of the game. But it just seems like poor sportsmanship to me. Love the story. It brings attention to a blot on an otherwise interesting game. I wonder if a cop red carded the driver at fault? This wasn’t written by Jebediah Tool. Probably that’s why it’s a good story. Soccer would be a great game if the acting was kept out. I know, I know, the milking penalties and histrionics are part of the game. But it just seems like poor sportsmanship to me.

Love the story. It brings attention to a blot on an otherwise interesting game.

I wonder if a cop red carded the driver at fault?

]]> Comment on Abstinence Educational Principles Extended by Swift http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/04/03/abstinence-educational-principles-extended/#comment-25 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:06:50 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/04/03/abstinence-educational-principles-extended/#comment-25 Says it all Terry! If you take the religious right's attitude and extend it to its logical conclusions you see just how absurd it is. From the point of view of an eternal afterlife everything we do in this one is just a drop in the bucket and inconsequential beyond belief. Why, then, do we (and they, the religious right) care so much? Says it all Terry! If you take the religious right’s attitude and extend it to its logical conclusions you see just how absurd it is. From the point of view of an eternal afterlife everything we do in this one is just a drop in the bucket and inconsequential beyond belief. Why, then, do we (and they, the religious right) care so much?

]]> Comment on Falls Festival 2006/7 by Swift http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/01/04/falls-festival-20067/#comment-24 Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:59:23 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/01/04/falls-festival-20067/#comment-24 Nice story Terry. But who's the drugged out hippy in the photo. I wouldn't let my friends go to a place that has the likes of that sort of bloke hanging around. I like these slice of life articles. Keep them up! Nice story Terry. But who’s the drugged out hippy in the photo. I wouldn’t let my friends go to a place that has the likes of that sort of bloke hanging around.

I like these slice of life articles. Keep them up!

]]> Comment on High School Boy Mystified By Concept of Platonic Love by Swift http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/11/09/high-school-boy-mystified-by-concept-of-platonic-love/#comment-23 Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:10:28 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/11/09/high-school-boy-mystified-by-concept-of-platonic-love/#comment-23 A bangin' beard, is that what I'm missing? Great story Mr. Wrist. A bangin’ beard, is that what I’m missing? Great story Mr. Wrist.

]]> Comment on Beattie Blackmail by Terry Wrist http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/07/beattie-blackmail/#comment-20 Sat, 02 Jun 2007 13:44:17 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/07/beattie-blackmail/#comment-20 RRRRRRigggghhhhhttttt. And I bet the affair was with wildlife, right? RRRRRRigggghhhhhttttt.

And I bet the affair was with wildlife, right?

]]> Comment on Beattie Blackmail by deedee http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/07/beattie-blackmail/#comment-19 Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:17:25 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/07/beattie-blackmail/#comment-19 I detest the way the labour party dodges and weaves and seems to always get away with murder. Well Peter Beattie now has to face his voters. Merri Rose has dirt on Peter Beattie and that dirt is that he had an affair (the undoing of many politicians) and she has hard evidence as guess who he had the affair aith... Yes, Merri Rose herself. This comes from a very high up source in the Qld Police. I detest the way the labour party dodges and weaves and seems to always get away with murder. Well Peter Beattie now has to face his voters. Merri Rose has dirt on Peter Beattie and that dirt is that he had an affair (the undoing of many politicians) and she has hard evidence as guess who he had the affair aith… Yes, Merri Rose herself. This comes from a very high up source in the Qld Police.

]]> Comment on Exclusive Interview with John Howard by Friday the 13th was a lucky day for some | Tuna Crust http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/11/22/exclusive-interview-with-john-howard/#comment-13 Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:57:48 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/11/22/exclusive-interview-with-john-howard/#comment-13 [...] It seems that Friday the 13th was not an unlucky day for everyone. It was an especially lucky day for Mr Alifi of Hai Malakal, Upper Nile State, Sudan. Mr Alifi was having a quiet night at home when he heard a noise outside. He rushed outside to investigate. That led to lucky event #1 for Mr Alifi. Mr Alifi was presented with his very own, live, sex show. [...] […] It seems that Friday the 13th was not an unlucky day for everyone. It was an especially lucky day for Mr Alifi of Hai Malakal, Upper Nile State, Sudan. Mr Alifi was having a quiet night at home when he heard a noise outside. He rushed outside to investigate. That led to lucky event #1 for Mr Alifi. Mr Alifi was presented with his very own, live, sex show. […]

]]> Comment on Abstinence Educational Principles Extended by Marilyn Manson Backs Abstinence Call » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/04/03/abstinence-educational-principles-extended/#comment-12 Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:07:27 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/04/03/abstinence-educational-principles-extended/#comment-12 [...] Shock rocker Marilyn Manson has backed a call from the right wing Christian conservative group The Second (no-sexual-innuendo-attached) Re-Arrival Of Christ Tribunal for abstinence to be used as a teaching tool. [...] […] Shock rocker Marilyn Manson has backed a call from the right wing Christian conservative group The Second (no-sexual-innuendo-attached) Re-Arrival Of Christ Tribunal for abstinence to be used as a teaching tool. […]

]]> Comment on Bennet & Jones Tipped To Combine for Comedy Routine by Sailor to go to AFL » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/02/05/stuff-2/#comment-11 Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:06:41 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/02/05/stuff-2/#comment-11 [...] However, secret meetings with interested AFL groups have persuaded Sailor to try his hand at a third code of football. A delighted Nick Koupapedies of the AFL spoke with the Yowie. “We are aware Wendall hasn’t played AFL. But his natural athleticism, size, and agility mark him as a star of the future. We are delighted to bring Wendall into our game and hope that with him will come fans from his former codes.” [...] […] However, secret meetings with interested AFL groups have persuaded Sailor to try his hand at a third code of football. A delighted Nick Koupapedies of the AFL spoke with the Yowie. “We are aware Wendall hasn’t played AFL. But his natural athleticism, size, and agility mark him as a star of the future. We are delighted to bring Wendall into our game and hope that with him will come fans from his former codes.” […]

]]> Comment on Motorcycle Thugs Barricade Themselves in Clubhouse. by Jebediah Tool by Flower Show Brawl » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/04/01/motorcycle-thugs-barricade-themselves-in-clubhouse-by-jebediah-tool/#comment-10 Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:06:04 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/04/01/motorcycle-thugs-barricade-themselves-in-clubhouse-by-jebediah-tool/#comment-10 [...] Police say they have been powerless to prevent the thuggery between the rival factions. “They’re highly organised,” says Detective Inspector Dwight Delaney. “Always using intermediatries in their clandestine war. In 2005 we brought in the Serious Crimes Unit after it was rumoured each of the clubs had aligned themselves with outlaw Motorcycle gangs. A definite connection does exist. Strong arm work is done by the gangs, while the Orchid Societies harvest more than just Orchids in return.” [...] […] Police say they have been powerless to prevent the thuggery between the rival factions. “They’re highly organised,” says Detective Inspector Dwight Delaney. “Always using intermediatries in their clandestine war. In 2005 we brought in the Serious Crimes Unit after it was rumoured each of the clubs had aligned themselves with outlaw Motorcycle gangs. A definite connection does exist. Strong arm work is done by the gangs, while the Orchid Societies harvest more than just Orchids in return.” […]

]]> Comment on Illinois by Sufjan Stevens (aka Sufjan Stevens Invites you to Come On, Feel The Illinoise). by The Great Grand Mummy of all Duds » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/07/06/illinois-sufjan-stevens/#comment-9 Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:53:58 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/07/06/illinois-sufjan-stevens/#comment-9 [...] Form your brain cells in a circle, readers, and don’t shooot until you see the whites of their eyes. The company that brought you the Mummy 1 & 2 and the Scorpion King is ready to inflict another artistic outrage upon you. Imaginatively titled, ‘Mummy 4’ (known around the Yowie office as Great Grand Mummy), this movie should be gutted, submerged in formaldahyde, bound in soiled rags, walled in a stone cell, buried, lost, and forgotten. Articles and references relating to its very existence (this one included) should be removed from all human consciousness. Lastly, the cast and crew, like the architects of the Great Pyramids, should be executed quickly, silently, and without mercy. [...] […] Form your brain cells in a circle, readers, and don’t shooot until you see the whites of their eyes. The company that brought you the Mummy 1 & 2 and the Scorpion King is ready to inflict another artistic outrage upon you. Imaginatively titled, ‘Mummy 4’ (known around the Yowie office as Great Grand Mummy), this movie should be gutted, submerged in formaldahyde, bound in soiled rags, walled in a stone cell, buried, lost, and forgotten. Articles and references relating to its very existence (this one included) should be removed from all human consciousness. Lastly, the cast and crew, like the architects of the Great Pyramids, should be executed quickly, silently, and without mercy. […]

]]> Comment on Falls Festival 2006/7 by The Great Grand Mummy of all Duds » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/01/04/falls-festival-20067/#comment-8 Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:52:50 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2007/01/04/falls-festival-20067/#comment-8 [...] The movie’s best actors were, without doubt, the camels. The film exhibited about as much direction as a Saturday night drunk in a dogem. And the dialogue made me wonder if all the players were reading from the same script. In short, this is a movie Ed Wood could only dream about. The best that can be said of it is the consistency of its incompetence; requiring ineptitude at every level of the movie’s production. That such a collection of morons can be herded into one place and goaded onto the one project makes me wonder about laws protecting the mentally disadvantaged. [...] […] The movie’s best actors were, without doubt, the camels. The film exhibited about as much direction as a Saturday night drunk in a dogem. And the dialogue made me wonder if all the players were reading from the same script. In short, this is a movie Ed Wood could only dream about. The best that can be said of it is the consistency of its incompetence; requiring ineptitude at every level of the movie’s production. That such a collection of morons can be herded into one place and goaded onto the one project makes me wonder about laws protecting the mentally disadvantaged. […]

]]> Comment on Schoolboy Ejected From A.A.! by Sentencing of Eraser Theif » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/02/schoolboy-ejected-from-aa/#comment-7 Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:19:02 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/02/schoolboy-ejected-from-aa/#comment-7 [...] Bundaberg District Court today took a submission from a man asking to be allowed to use an eraser when serving his community service. Ronald Joseph Atkinson today pleaded guilty to stealing the erasers of schoolchildren attending Bundaberg Secondary School. Justice Monahan order Mr. Atkinson serve two hundred hours community service. The Judge stipulated this time be spent cleaning graffiti from public structures. It was then Mr. Atkinson asked if he might be allowed to remove the graffiti with an eraser. [...] […] Bundaberg District Court today took a submission from a man asking to be allowed to use an eraser when serving his community service. Ronald Joseph Atkinson today pleaded guilty to stealing the erasers of schoolchildren attending Bundaberg Secondary School. Justice Monahan order Mr. Atkinson serve two hundred hours community service. The Judge stipulated this time be spent cleaning graffiti from public structures. It was then Mr. Atkinson asked if he might be allowed to remove the graffiti with an eraser. […]

]]> Comment on Mac Attackers by Labor Hits on New Oz Demographics » The Yowie http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/08/mac-attackers/#comment-6 Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:45:19 +0000 http://www.theyowie.com.au/2006/12/08/mac-attackers/#comment-6 [...] The entire Labor party has been exhorted to go on high fat, high carbohydrate, high sugar diets in an effort to court, what is now being termed, the ‘Fat Vote’. “The writing was on the wall,” a Party insider told the Yowie. “We should have seen this long ago. Television shows are almost equally divided between cookery programs and weight loss shows. The Australian community is obsessed with food and what food does to you. Our objective then is to identify with this public trait and thereby have the Australian public identify with us.” [...] […] The entire Labor party has been exhorted to go on high fat, high carbohydrate, high sugar diets in an effort to court, what is now being termed, the ‘Fat Vote’. “The writing was on the wall,” a Party insider told the Yowie. “We should have seen this long ago. Television shows are almost equally divided between cookery programs and weight loss shows. The Australian community is obsessed with food and what food does to you. Our objective then is to identify with this public trait and thereby have the Australian public identify with us.” […]

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