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Stephen King’s Desperation – Film Review

March 8th, 2010 by Robert

stephen king desperation reviewHmmm… mass murder, kidnapping, demon possession, tarantulas crawling out of dead peoples’ mouths… and the moral to the story is “God is love??” What the…?? Read the rest of this entry »

Deep Blue Sea – Film Review

March 8th, 2010 by Robert

deep blue sea reviewThere’s a new threat facing crappy sci fi movies which may prevent them ever being worth watching again: CGI! Cheaply available computer-generated imagery must be an exciting prospect for budding young film-makers everywhere. You can create an image of almost anything and it should look so much better than the old stop-motion stuff. But guess what? Sometimes it doesn’t. Read the rest of this entry »

I Am Legend – Film Review

March 2nd, 2010 by Robert

I love those last-man-on-earth-type stories. I also love zombie movies. So I was really looking forward to I Am Legend, although I couldn’t imagine that it could be any better than Danny Boyle’s brilliant shocker, 28 Days Later. I was right about that.

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