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- Name: Jebediah Tool
- No. Articles: 28
- Position: Novice
Was a fan of the Yowie before joining the team. Jebediah wistfully recalls the early printed versions of the Yowie. “Ours was a poor family,” recalls Jebediah, “we couldn’t even afford toilet paper. And then along comes this outstanding tabloid. It was everything I hoped for – soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbent. The Yowie,” Jebediah continues, “literally saved my arse! I thank the Yowie from the bottom of my bottom.”
Jebediah’s bottom is still closely connected to the Yowie - as you will read for yourself.
Posts by jebediah-tool:
- New letter for the English Language, 01 Nov 2009 in February
- Soccer Star Has Car Accident, Feigns Head Injury, 01 Nov 2009 in February
- Researchers Prove 40% Of All Research Is Crap, 01 Nov 2009 in February
- Handy-dandy Weather Decoder Book, 01 Nov 2009 in Home
- Rapper Goes To Court To Supress Chess Prodigy Past, 01 Nov 2009 in Arts & Home & Music & Sport
- Pakistani Cricketing Drugs Scandal!, 01 Nov 2009 in Home & People & Sport & World News
- Lavarch: Life After Politics, 01 Nov 2009 in Home & People & Politics