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- Name: Jebediah Tool
- No. Articles: 28
- Position: Novice
Was a fan of the Yowie before joining the team. Jebediah wistfully recalls the early printed versions of the Yowie. “Ours was a poor family,” recalls Jebediah, “we couldn’t even afford toilet paper. And then along comes this outstanding tabloid. It was everything I hoped for – soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbent. The Yowie,” Jebediah continues, “literally saved my arse! I thank the Yowie from the bottom of my bottom.”
Jebediah’s bottom is still closely connected to the Yowie - as you will read for yourself.
Posts by jebediah-tool:
- Top Ten Reasons Why Sports Commentators are so Bad, 01 Nov 2009 in Conspiracies & Health & People & Sport & World News
- Forces Cosmetic Surgery Furore, 01 Nov 2009 in Fashion & Home & People & Politics & World News
- Top Ten Reasons Why the TV Remote Doesn’t Work, 01 Nov 2009 in Fashion & Home & People & Science
- What Do Fat chicks, Druggies, Footy Fans, and Rail Staff Have in Common?, 01 Nov 2009 in Conspiracies & Health & Home & People & Sport
- Landmark Court Ruling, 01 Nov 2009 in Conspiracies & Economy & Home & People & Politics
- 15 Car Pile Up on Bruce Highway, 01 Nov 2009 in Health & Home & People & Science
- Yowie Wins Award For Journalistic Excellence, 01 Nov 2009 in Arts & Conspiracies & Economy & Health & Home & Music & People & Politics & Religion & Science & Sport & World News