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- Name: Jebediah Tool
- No. Articles: 27
- Position: Novice
Was a fan of the Yowie before joining the team. Jebediah wistfully recalls the early printed versions of the Yowie. “Ours was a poor family,” recalls Jebediah, “we couldn’t even afford toilet paper. And then along comes this outstanding tabloid. It was everything I hoped for – soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbent. The Yowie,” Jebediah continues, “literally saved my arse! I thank the Yowie from the bottom of my bottom.”
Jebediah’s bottom is still closely connected to the Yowie - as you will read for yourself.
Posts by jebediah-tool:
- New letter for the English Language, 05 Feb 2006 in David's Shtuff & February
- Researchers Prove 40% Of All Research Is Crap, 05 Feb 2006 in David's Shtuff & February
- Handy-dandy Weather Decoder Book, 05 Feb 2006 in Home
- Soccer Star Has Car Accident, Feigns Head Injury, 18 Mar 2006 in Mike's Shtuff & February
- Rapper Goes To Court To Supress Chess Prodigy Past, 14 Oct 2006 in Home & Music & Arts & sports
- Pakistani Cricketing Drugs Scandal!, 18 Oct 2006 in Home & People & World News & sports
- Lavarch: Life After Politics, 24 Oct 2006 in Home & People & Politics