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• Name: Grimshaw Yank
• No. Articles: 13
• Position: Novice

Developed Asberger’s Syndrome in response to a childhood of indifference and cruelty. As an impressionable youth Grimshaw was forced to watch endless, mind numbing, American sitcoms. In a last ditch effort to retain sanity Grimshaw’s major intestine crawled up his spine and throttled his hypothalmus thereby forever rendering him an emotional blank slate.
Devoid of all feeling it was only natural he become a writer.

Posts by grimshaw-yank:

• Psychotropic Windfall Forecast, 05 Feb 2006 in Home
• U.S. tipped To Announce New Strategy in Iraq, 05 Feb 2006 in Home
• Last Descendent of Christ Dies in Satanic Ritual, 05 Feb 2006 in Home
• Smiling Found To Be Major Cause Of Depression, 05 Feb 2006 in Home
• Money Man Link to Kim Jong Il, 17 Oct 2006 in Home & People & World News & Politics & Conspiracies
• Christmas in Guantanemo!, 06 Nov 2006 in Home & World News
• If Only Stupidity was Painful!, 19 Nov 2006 in Home & Science & Health