Soccer Star Has Car Accident, Feigns Head Injury
March 18th, 2006 by Jebediah Tool
A Picture Taken Moments After The Accident
World Great Rivaldo, whilst driving his car in down down Rio, had his car hit from behind by a 1976 VW bug. Whilst shocked onlookers stoodby, Rivaldo proceeded to leave his car clutching his head in obviious agony and pain.
“It was no more than a love tap”, Miguel dos Santos told The Yowie. “And yet, there is Rivaldo, looking for all the world like he has been shot in the head. I couldn’t just believe it. The way he was carrying on, you would have thougth he was on death’s doorstep. ‘My head, My head’ he screamed over and over, broken only by the cries of ‘whiplash, whiplash’.
