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St Jerome’s Sydney 2010 Review

February 1st, 2010 by Michael Motherwell


St Jerome’s is the BEST. FESTIVAL. EVAR.. No ifs. No buts. The BEST.

Every year, the acts are well chosen, the venue is superb, and the vibe is shockingly pleasant and, dare I say it, grown up. Perhaps the greatest indication of how great the atmosphere is can be summed up by two things:

  1. The number of shirtless, Australian flag carrying, southern cross tattooed yobs in attendance: zero - in fact, I didn’t see a single shirtless male, which means no sweaty, icky unpleasantness as people push past you.
  2. The music played between sets was not the usual inappropriateness (seriously Enmore Theatre? Sinatra between Grinderman and The Bad Seeds?) but included songs like Lisztomania by Phoenix. It’s a small thing, but this sort of attention to detail makes a real difference.

The change of venue from Macquarie Park in the CBD to the Sydney College of the Arts (SCA) in Rozelle had the potential to be a disaster, as the temptation to add more tickets and ruin the vibe was a possibility. I shouldn’t have worried though, because the venue not only maintained the intimate feel of the CBD location, but was set amongst beautiful sandstone buildings, complete with the obligatory “sniper goes crazy on campus” clocktower. The new venue is, well, it’s a bazillion times better than the old one, in every way, and about the best venue I’ve been to.

And the music? Whoever selects the acts is a genius. If the only new CDs you stumbled across each year were acts playing at St Jerome’s, you’d have a great collection. The move to the SCA, and the accompanying reduction in the number of stages from four to three, seemed to have the effect of concentrating the quality, although the lack of the usual off-the-wall craziness may not have made everyone happy. Then again, if you really need to see a man in a Darth Vader costume play a toy piano two years in a row, you probably need help.

The standouts of the show, beyond the Vibe, where this year’s Zeitgeist band, Mumford and Sons, and my personal favourite band, Frightened Rabbit.

Mumford and Sons set left me one massive regret: that I didn’t get tickets to their sideshow. Their set was pure brilliance, and achieved the rare feat of being best when it was quiet. Getting a festival crowd to sing the harmony to a song that has had as much airplay as Little Lion Man, or to go crazy when the tempo is up, is easy. Getting a restless crowd to remain still and quiet whilst you sing heart wrenching lyrics like “So tell me now where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart” is the sign of an original and hypnotic band. Mumford And Sons popularity in Australia should mean they’ll be back before soon, though praise Jebbers it won’t be at a shite festival like The BDO, and if you get a chance to see them, do.

But the best performance of the day, played at the ludicrously early time of 2:25 in the afternoon in sweltering heat, was Scottish band Frightened Rabbit. Maybe it is because Midnight Organ Fights is my favourite album of the last 5 years, but I just don’t get but how Frightened Rabbit aren’t more popular here, and playing at a later, more reasonable hour.

To say I had high expectations of this set would be like saying The Beatles were an OK group, and had a few catchy songs. I literally punched the wall when I read the announcement they were playing. From the opening accidental acapella of Modern Leper through The Twist, Backwards Walk and a new song that was really good, Frightened Rabbit didn’t disappoint.

There is something compelling, heartbreaking and powerful about every single Frightened Rabbit song. Each song builds so well, they lyrics are superb (Midnight Organ Fight is the best Euphemism for sex ever) and, for a Scottish band playing in heat they have probably rarely experienced, the energy and passion they played with, so key to the atmosphere of the album, was extraordinary. I honestly thought lead singer Scott Hutchison was going to pass out at least twice, and his brother and drummer Grant, who pulls the best Drummer’s face ever, was so dripping with sweat he looked like he had taken a dip in the harbour. Yet through it all, they sang and played every note like it mattered.

Even better, due to the vagaries of the Australian music listening public, I get to see them perform all over again at a free (as in Beer) gig at the Beach Road Hotel in Bondi Wednesday night. Frightened Rabbit playing a free gig 200 metres from my home is like all my Christmases came at once.

As for the other acts, no one disappointed. In the order I watched them:

  • Black Gold were really good which is hard as the first act of the day.
  • Seekae suffered the indignity of a sitting crowd, not the best look for an electronic act, but played a solid set. Would really like to see them in a dingy room sometime.
  • Oh Mercy surprised me, I thought their album was a tad bland, but they were good live.
  • Hockey, whose album Mind Chaos was made to be played live, were solid, although the hgeat took its toll, with the lead singer looking like he was going to faint on several occasions (although maybe he is always that pale) and he had trouble keeping up with the fast tempo of their songs on occassion. Despite this, it was a really good set.
  • Wild Beasts played on a stage that had a lot of shade (i.e. I can’t remember much else).
  • Black Lips featured the oldest (average age probably 30), most smiley moshpit in history… and put on a frenetic and entertaining show, which I really didn’t expect and really enjoyed.
  • Dappled Cities, clad in the extremely weather-inappropriate gold spandex uniforms, were upbeat and vibrant, and the song they performed with Sarah Blasko was great.
  • And last (and sadly least), the half of Echo and the Bunnymen I saw, before sunburn forced me to retire early, hurt, seemed OK. To be fair, I was a bit headspin-y.

In the final washup, St Jerome’s is my personal musical highlight of the year. A music festival for grownups who love music, staged by people who not only love music, but love finding great, but not super popular, acts. The organisers do an unbelievable job catering to their audience, with short bar queues, tasty and varied food and, as a man, non-existent queues to the toilets, although the angry, 120kg Lesbian bouncer who kept women from using the male toilets rather ironically didn’t make many women happy.

I can’t wait until next year’s St Jeromes, and want to thank whoever runs the event for not only putting on, year in, year out, the best festival I have ever been to, but also giving me solid cliff notes on what acts to listen to. Kudos, thank you and see you next year.

Sigur Ros - Gig Review

December 1st, 2009 by Robert

Hordern Pavilion
August 2nd, 2008

I don’t believe in God, but after seeing Sigur Ros at the Hordern Pavilion I’m left with a burning conundrum: who am I supposed to thank for the fact that they exist? It seems a wonderful and unlikely miracle that music so uniquely and sublimely beautiful can be created so consistently. Listening to their recordings is a joy – seeing them perform live is close to divine. Read the rest of this entry »

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens (aka Sufjan Stevens Invites you to Come On, Feel The Illinoise).

December 1st, 2009 by Michael Motherwell

If ever there was an album that has all the hallmarks of a wanky, aweful, overwrought, terribly pretentious piece of crap, this be that album.

Sufjan Stevens set himself the task of writing one album for each of the 50 states of the United States of America. In this installment, Sufjan pays homage to Illinois, home of Chicago and, well, research is what Wikipedia is for. Go use it :)

No one can say with a straight face, not even Sufjan, that that all 50 albums are ever likely to happen. Nor, I would venture, would many people think this was anything but a wanky idea by a pretentious tosser likely to be about as musically valid as most every non-Sargeant Peppers concept album ever released. And it gets worse, as the song titles are amonsgt the longest ever (see song two below), and are often longer than the song they describe.

All of this seems to indicate taht the Gods have aligned all the cards to make this one of the worst releases ever. And yet somehow, God knows how, but somehow, the complete opposite is true, and this is one of my favourite albums of all time.

Sufjan somehow manages to make the external settings play out as an inner dialogue of self questioning in a way that is just so real. Sufjan manages to take places, the river Decatur, and turn it into a stirring, personal song about stepmothers and children; take a serial killing child molesterer like John Wayne Gacy and turn it into a story about the secrets we all hide.

Look, my inner cynic wants to hate this album, with every pretentious hatin’ bone in my body. It wants to not only hate but . But this album is just too good. My God, is it good. It is abso-fucking-lutely awesome, jaw droppingly, hairs standing up good. Highlight after highlight after highlight that just grows with every listen.

This is one album you just have to buy.

Track listings

  1. Concerning The UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois
  2. The Black Hawk War, Or, How To Demolish An Entire Civilization And Still Feel Good About Yourself In The Morning, Or, We Apologize For The Inconvenience But You’re Gonna Have To Leave Now, Or, ‘I Have Fought The Big Knives And Will Continue To Fight…
  3. Come On! Feel The Illinoise!: Part I: The World’s Columbian Exposition/Part II: Carl Sandburg Visits Me In A Dream
  4. John Wayne Gacy, Jr.
  5. Jacksonville
  6. A Short Reprise For Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, But For Very Good Reasons
  7. Decatur, Or, Round Of Applause For Your Stepmother!
  8. One Last ‘Whoo-Hoo!’ For The Pullman
  9. Chicago
  10. Casimir Pulaski Day
  11. To The Workers Of The Rock River Valley Region, I Have An Idea Concerning Your Predicament
  12. The Man Of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts
  13. Prairie Fire That Wanders About
  14. A Conjunction Of Drones Simulating The Way In Which Sufjan Stevens Has An Existential Crisis In The Great Godfrey Maze
  15. The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!
  16. They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!
  17. Let’s Hear That String Part Again, Because I Don’t Think They Heard It All The Way Out In Bushnell
  18. In This Temple As In The Hearts Of Man For Whom He Saved The Earth
  19. The Seer’s Tower
  20. The Tallest Man, The Broadest Shoulders: Part I: The Great Frontier/Part II: Come To Me Only With Playthings Now

Motoring Tips

November 1st, 2009 by Michael Motherwell

Follow these motoring tips and you’ll help reduce your risk of being involved in an accident as well as improve your personal safety as a motorist.

Travelling

When it is raining, a foggy night, or any combination of these, the gap should be doubled to four seconds.
safety gap between vehicles

When you stop behind another vehicle in a line of traffic, always ensure you are able to clearly see the bottom of the vehicle’s rear tyres. This ensures you are not too close to the other vehicle. Also, as you commence to move your two-second gap will already be in place.

Keep Left

Keep to the left at all times unless overtaking. The right hand lane is for overtaking, or turning right. Use it for driving straight through only if the left lane is obstructed by road works or parked vehicles, or if it is not useable for any reason.
indicate early

Where practical, use your indicators for at least 30 metres before commencing to turn or change lanes, to tell other road users what you will do.

Follow these motoring tips and you’ll help reduce your risk of being involved in an accident as well as improve your personal safety as a motorist.

Travelling

When it is raining, a foggy night, or any combination of these, the gap should be doubled to four seconds.
safety gap between vehicles

When you stop behind another vehicle in a line of traffic, always ensure you are able to clearly see the bottom of the vehicle’s rear tyres. This ensures you are not too close to the other vehicle. Also, as you commence to move your two-second gap will already be in place.

Keep Left

Keep to the left at all times unless overtaking. The right hand lane is for overtaking, or turning right. Use it for driving straight through only if the left lane is obstructed by road works or parked vehicles, or if it is not useable for any reason.
indicate early

Where practical, use your indicators for at least 30 metres before commencing to turn or change lanes, to tell other road users what you will do.

Drive with Anticipation

Expect the unexpected and be aware that we all make mistakes sometimes. The other driver may forget to indicate, or to look to see if you are near by. If you have anticipated this may happen, it will not be a surprise.
stop at lights or stop signs

When you stop at the lights or at a stop sign, your car should be behind the thick stop line. There are some intersections, where if you stop over the stop line and a truck or bus turns into the street that you are leaving; it will collide with your vehicle.
plan ahead

Always plan well ahead. Your line of sight should travel parallel to the road, not down onto it. This makes it easier for you to prepare for anything that may happen long before you get there.

Overtaking

Overtaking is probably one of the most dangerous manoeuvres a driver can perform, especially on a two-way carriageway. Quite often the vehicle you overtake is only travelling slightly slower than you are. Make sure that you have enough room to go well past the overtaken vehicle before you move back to the left. Don’t cut them off.

Drive Smoothly

Drive smoothly and make decisions early so that you can accelerate, brake and change gears smoothly. It will make your vehicle last longer, cost you less, and it is far more comfortable for your passengers. Rough acceleration, braking, or steering, can easily cause your car to skid.
night driving

Night driving can be quite difficult. Oncoming vehicles’ headlights can dazzle you and you must keep alert to the lights and reflectives of cyclists and motorcyclists. Pedestrians can be impossible to see. Traffic lights can appear to blend in with advertising signs.
driver courtesy

Be Courteous and Share the Road:

Leave yourself more space from the car in front, as this will create more time for you to be able to see what is ahead and prepare for anything that may happen.

Allow other drivers to merge or change lanes easily.
Only use your horn as a warning sound and do not use it out of frustration.
Always try to stay relaxed and concentrate on your own driving and safety rather than the behaviour of others.
Don’t gesture to other drivers or engage in arguments.
Be forgiving of other drivers’ mistakes.
Don’t take your personal frustration out on the road.
Be aware of the needs of other drivers, and all other road users like pedestrians, cyclists, motorcyclists and heavy vehicles.

While in your car, keep the doors locked at all times.

If you find yourself being followed while driving, try to keep calm and maintain your driving skills. Go to the nearest police station, petrol station or well-lit convenience store. Only leave your car when you feel the threat has passed. Report the incident to the police.
Brief Summary for the Article: Motoring tips and you’ll help reduce your risk of being involved in an accident as well as improve your personal safety as a motorist.

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Ryan Adams and the Cardinals - Gig Review

November 1st, 2009 by Robert

Ryan Adams and the Cardinals
Enmore Theatre
January 29, 2009

Last time Ryan Adams came to town with his incredible band, The Cardinals, he really had his cranky hat on. Appearing on a sumptuously designed stage set, under subdued purple lighting, he refused to engage in any kind of discourse with the audience. Eventually the repeated yells of “Turn the light on!” were too much, and he stormed off stage: “Maybe while we’re gone you can have a think about how to be a proper audience”. Hmmm, not exactly a warm and fuzzy experience. Then again, the musical performance was exceptional.

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Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova - Gig Review

November 1st, 2009 by Robert

Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova with The Frames
Sydney Opera House Concert Hall
January 28, 2009

The great appeal of John Carney’s 2006 low-budget film, Once, was the power and beauty of the music created from such humble and unassuming beginnings. I wonder if Glen Hansard or Marketa Irglova would ever have expected that little film’s subsequent success, and the boost to their musical careers it provided. Joined by Hansard’s regular band, The Frames, they managed to fill the Sydney Opera House concert hall for three straight nights as part of the Festival of Sydney.

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Paprika - Film Review

November 1st, 2009 by Robert

Will Japanese Manga-style anime become the last bastion of traditional, non-computer generated animation? Has it become a sacrosanct Japanese tradition to remain hermetically preserved from the ravages of time and international opinion a la geisha, natto and visits to the Yasukuni Shrine? Films like Satoshi Kon’s hallucinogenic gem, Paprika, make me hope that the answer to that question is “yes”.

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